趣味英語：英語方程式----愛情和工作
smart man + smart woman = romance
聰明男人 + 聰明女人 = 浪漫愛情
smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
聰明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
dumb man + smart woman = affair
愚蠢男人 + 聰明女人 = 離婚
dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 結婚
smart boss + smart employee = profit
聰明老板 + 聰明員工 = 效益
smart boss + dumb employee = production
聰明老板 + 愚蠢員工 = 剩余價值
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
愚蠢老板 + 聰明員工 = 加薪
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢員工 = 存貨
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