外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹268：我自己過去(中英)
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
從前，有一個地主是個既不會讀也不會寫的文盲，但他卻偏要在人前裝作很有學(xué)問。
One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid that his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant, "OK, please tell him I’11 go there myself in a few minutes.”
一天，當(dāng)?shù)刂髡唾e客聊天的時候，仆人走進(jìn)來遞給他一封信，信上請他出借一頭牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己是個文盲，于是他打開信封，瞧了瞧信上的字，然后對仆人說:“好的，你告訴他我等一下自己過去。”
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