那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事158：我要做的一切就是付錢

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All I do is pay
我要做的一切就是付錢

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "MY wife is the Minister of finance,my mother-in-law is the Minister of war,and my daughter is foreign secretary."
布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家庭簡直就像一個國家一樣。我妻子是財政部長。我岳母是作戰部長，我女兒是外交秘書。”

"Sounds interesting,¨his colleague replied.¨And what is your position?”
“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務是什么呢？”

“l'm the people. All I do is pay."
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

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