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                If My Mouth Still Holds Water

        After the barber had cut, nicked and gashed him, the customer
        asked for a glass of water. The barber said, " What's the matter---do you feel faint?"
        "No, "said the customer, " I just want to see if my mouth still holds water."


                   我的嘴是否還能乘水

        一位顧客的頭在被理發師劃了一個又大又深的口子后,要了一杯水。理發師問他:“怎么回事你感到頭暈嗎?”
        “不是,”這位顧客回答,“我只是想看看我的嘴是否還能乘水(我是否還活著)。”

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