每日一笑：Why is he crying？ (6.25)
Mum: Why are you crying?
Tommy: I cleaned the bird cage and the canary disappeared.
Mum: How did you clean it?
Tommy: With a vacuum cleaner, Mum.
他為什么哭？
媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁纯薨。?br />湯米：我剛才打掃鳥(niǎo)籠來(lái)著，金絲雀不見(jiàn)了。
媽媽?zhuān)耗阍趺创驋叩镍B(niǎo)籠？
湯米：用吸塵器，媽媽。
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