英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Universal sign 國際手勢（中英雙語）
34.Universal sign
34.國際手勢
After driving up and down several lanes，I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer，I gave him the "Are you going to park there?" look.His responding gestures were very complicated. First he shook his head. Next he pointed at me，then at the parking space and then at himself , his watch and the mall. Finishing off, he frowned，raised his palms upward and shrugged.
為了找個停車位，我在好幾條街上開來開去，最后終于在一大商場旁發現一個?？墒俏覅s看到另一輛車慢慢地也在朝這個車位靠近。當我看到那位司機，他也看到我時，我用眼神問他:“要停在那兒嗎?”他用手勢回答得很復雜。開始他搖了搖頭，然后他指指我，又指指那車位，又指指他自己，指指他的表和商店。最后他沖我皺了皺眉，兩手向上，聳了聳肩.
Once I parked，I walked over to the driver to make sure he didn't want the space. "You must be single，"he replied."If you were rnarried,you would have known that was the universal sign for 'Go ahead and take the spot. I'm waiting for my wife.''
我還是停了車，并走到那個司機前想弄清他到底需要不需要停在那兒。“喂，你一定還是個光棍兒吧.”他說:“要是你結了婚，你就會明白我那國際通用的手勢是“去吧，占那
個車位，我在等我老婆。”
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