趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（1）
1.you look like you are 18. 你看起來好像才18歲(東方人普遍看起來年輕, 呵呵)
2.you like to eat chicken feet. 你喜歡吃雞腳
3.you suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃魚時會吸魚頭和魚鰭(他們都是直接切掉的)
4.you have a chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的車子后視鏡上會吊中國擺設(偶沒有, 老爸不讓, 說一看就是中國人, 郁悶)
5.you sing karaoke. 你唱ktv(唐人街才有的玩意兒)
6.your house is covered with tile.你的房子鋪的是瓷磚(老外都是木板)
7.your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛炒東西的緣故)
8.your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的爐子上面有鋁箔
9.you leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遙控器外面包著塑料(發現真的只有中國人才這樣)
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