那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事92：知何拒絕男孩
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事how to refuse a boy
知何拒絕男孩
boy: can i buy you a drink ?
男孩：我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？
girl: actually l'd rather have the money.
女孩：事實上，我更希望用錢o
boy: can i have your name ?
男孩：可以告訴我你的名字嗎？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）
girl: why ? dont you already have one ?
女孩：為什么？你不是已經有一個了嗎？
boy ; l'm a photographsr. l've been looking for a face like yours.
男孩：我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
girl: l'm a plastic surgoon. l've been looking for a face like yours.
女孩：我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
boy: is this seat empty ?
男孩：你旁邊有人嗎？（直譯：這個座位是空的吧？）
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