那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事91：兩個律師
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Two attomeys
兩個律師
Two attomsys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches herel" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩個律師走進一個餐廳點了兩杯飲料，然后從手提箱中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老板走過來說道：“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”兩個律師對看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。單詞＆詞組
profeSsional 內行的，有經驗的
screw over sb．欺騙或玩弄（某人的）感情、金錢等
attomey 代理人，律師
skunk 討厭鬼：使慘敗
piss 小便
ecstatic 狂喜的人：狂
march 進軍，行進：齊步走
exchange 交換：交流
知道不知道
1 929年10月29日是美國歷史上最黑暗的一天。“黑色星期二”是股票市場崩盤的日子，“經濟大蕭條”( Great Depression)也正式開始。失業率攀升到最高點o賀柏特·胡佛( Hebert Hoover)總統試圖控制危機，但是卻無能為力。 932年，羅斯福獲選為美國總統，他推動了”新政“【New Deal）以解決美國的經濟危機。國會也配合通過設立“工作改進組織”( Works ProgressAdministration，WPA)，負責為美國人民提供工作機會。美國于1 941年加入第二次世界大戰后，經濟大蕭條也隨之結束。
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