趣味圖片英語笑話：TOILET SEAT馬桶坐墊（雙語）
PLEASE PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!
請放下馬桶坐墊!
YOU'RE A SUCH A FINE, LITTLE LADY! I WISH YOU HAD STABBED YOURSELF!
你是這么好的一個小夫人!我希望你已經(jīng)刺傷了你自己!
If 'Romeo*Juliet' had ended more happily, and they had a normal relationship
如果羅密歐*朱麗葉能夠高興的結(jié)束，他們會有一個正常的關(guān)系
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