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        輕松購買錄像機(jī)的妙招--雙語幽默笑話

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        amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

        艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機(jī)。

        i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

        恐怕我們還買不起,媽媽嘆息著說。

        but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

        可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來時,他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機(jī)。

        how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

        你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說。

        easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television!

        媽媽,這簡單, 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣了!

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