英漢雙語笑話95
An Abstract Noun
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?
Jane: I don't know, madam.
Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.
Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.
抽象名詞
老師：簡，什么是抽象名詞？
簡：我不知道，老師。
老師：什么，你不知道！抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸摸不到的東西。現在，你給我舉個例子。
簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。
2.
Gallant Effort
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
殷勤
在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。機會總于來了，女主人轉向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”
“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”
3.
A Great Man
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎？
學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
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