再來一瓶白蘭地
A netpetition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal relation, even cause your wife to leave you … " A man shouts out at the news : " Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關系，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地！”
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