外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹150：縣議員(中英)
An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation. She asked her husband, "Have you ever cheated on me? It is all over, so just tell me.”
一對老夫妻坐在一起時，妻子想和丈夫聊聊天就問:“你曾經騙過我嗎?我們都這么大年紀了，告訴我吧。”
He answers: "No, and you.”
他回答:“沒有，那你呢?”
"Well, remember that time you got fired and then rehired? Well, I visited your boss.”
“哦，還記得那次你被解雇了，然后又被重新雇用了?那是因為我去找了你的老板。”
"Is that all?" he asks.
“就這么多嗎?”他問。
"No, remember that time you wanted a raise and your boss refused. I talked to the head of the company in his bed.”
“還有，記得那次你提出要加薪，但是你的老板拒絕了。我和你的老板在他的床上談了這個問題。”
"Please tell me that is all,” asks her husband.
“請不要告訴我你還有事情騙我了，”她的丈夫說。
"No, do you remember when you ran for town legislator and you were 150 votes short?!”
“還有，你記得那次你克選縣議員，你開始的時候差了一百五十票?!”
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