笑話習(xí)題簿12.11

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   Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
   Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
   Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
   Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
   Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
   George said, " Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
   "What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
   George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"
   軍營(yíng)里有二名士兵，一個(gè)叫喬治，一個(gè)叫比爾。喬治問(wèn)：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎？”
   比爾說(shuō)：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。
   喬治又說(shuō)：“我還沒(méi)有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開(kāi)始寫(xiě)信。寫(xiě)完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問(wèn)：“比爾，你有郵票嗎？”比爾給了他一張。
   這時(shí)比爾站起來(lái)，向門(mén)口走去。喬治問(wèn)：“你要出去嗎？”
   比爾說(shuō)：“是的。”隨即打開(kāi)了門(mén)。
喬治說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。
   “你還要什么？”比爾問(wèn)。
   喬治看著信封說(shuō)：“你女朋友的地址是－？”
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問(wèn)題：
George還要借什么？
練習(xí)答案：
Bill的女朋友。

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