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        "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
        "You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

        "啊,可憐的人,"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了,要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

        "你說的一點兒沒錯,"那乞丐說。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時候,人們老是給我外幣。"

           

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