什么人給鳥取這種名字？
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
一個(gè)竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個(gè)喜歡的CD機(jī)，他趕緊拿了。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什么人在說話？”這時(shí)，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看著你。”他躲到一個(gè)角落，想找出是誰在說話。結(jié)果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎？”鸚鵡承認(rèn)了。 小賊說：“你叫什么名字？”“摩西”。小賊說：“什么人給鳥取這種名字？”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個(gè)給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個(gè)人啊。”
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