這個龍蝦只有一只爪
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
——服務(wù)員，這個龍蝦只有一只爪。
——對不起，先生。這一定是在戰(zhàn)斗中。
——好吧，我要打贏的那只。
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