到底誰的正確率高--雙語幽默笑話
one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"
一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？”
"no, sir. he was too busy last night, so i had to do it all myself," said tim.
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”
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