英語幽默精讀【51】The Story of a Snail

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　　When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

　　"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

　　※ Notes

　　（1） snail n.蝸牛
　　（2） run over碾過（在地上的某人或某物）
　　（3） regain v.恢復
　　（4） consciousness n.知覺
　　（5） emergency n.緊急事件；緊急情況

　　※ Exercises

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　　① What did the snail do one day?
　　② What happened to him ?
　　③ Where did he regain consciousness?
　　④ Could he till remember what caused the accident?

　　※ 譯文

蝸牛的故事

　　一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室里它恢復了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發生的。

　　“我記不起來了，”蝸牛回答說，“你瞧，一切發生得都太快了。”

　　※ 練習參考答案

　　① He crossed the road.
　　② He was run over by a turtle.
　　③ In the emergency room.
　　④ No, he couldn't.

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