金魚
Stan： I won 92 goldfish.
Fred： Where are you going to keep them？
Stan： In the bathroom .
Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？
Stan： Blindfold them！
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
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