外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹265：行人和斧子(中英)
Two men were traveling along the same road. When one of them, picking up a hatchet, cried:
有兩個人在同一條路上走，其中一個撿到了一把斧子，于是叫了起來:
"See what I have found!”
“瞧我發現的東西!”
"Do not say I,” said the other, "but we have found.”
“不要說‘我”，另一個人說，“該說‘我們’發現的。”
After a while up came the man who lost it, and accused he was a theft.
過了一會兒，那個丟了斧子的人來了，指責拿著斧子的人偷了他的斧子。
"Alas,” said he to his companion, "we are undone!”
“哎呀，”他對他的伙伴說，“這回我們完了!”
“Do not say we,” replied the other, "but, I am undone; for he that will not allow his friend to share the prize must not expect him to share the danger.”
“不要說‘我們’，”另一個人回答說，“該說‘我’完了。一個人不能與朋友分享所得，就不該指望與別人分擔風險。”
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