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        繩子還是公牛?

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          What time is it now?

          The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, “Start singing very loud.”

          “How will that help?” said the second boy.

          “Just do it,” insisted the first.

          Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, “Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?”

          現在幾點了?

          兩個男孩子在后院露營,他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。于是,一個男孩對另外一個說:“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

          “那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

          “只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。

          兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌,過了一會兒,一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道:“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”

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