笑話習題簿11.1.3

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   One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
   The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir." ?
   一天，放學以后，老師對他的學生們說："明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。"
   第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問："誰涂的？請站起來！"鮑勃說："先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見！"
練習：
呵呵，鮑勃是最聰明的孩子么?
答案：
是最調皮的孩子~老師肯定沒有想到會問這個問題。

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