英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Dating for mother 為母親約會（中英雙語）
102.Dating for mother
102.為母親約會
When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.
在我工作的大樓里有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。
One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"
有一天，她見到我后，朝我招手示意讓我過去。于是，我便走了過去。她問我，“你現在是單身嗎?”
Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.
“對，是單身。”我滿臉堆笑地說。
" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"
“我母親也是，”她說:“你愿意不愿意見見她。”
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