初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話29：安眠藥（中英）
7. Sleeping Pills
安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble abetting up this morning."
星期天晚上鮑勃呼了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了。他到了辦公室，溜達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”
“That's fine” roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”
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