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          Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.

          "Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

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          我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生,開學幾個星期之后,我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話,“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當我們來到宿舍時,他的房間凌亂不堪,我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來,是吧?”我取笑他。

          “開什么玩笑?”,他回答說,“要不我憑什么費神打掃?”

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