丟失的錢包

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　　Lost Purse

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm…… That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

　　中文：

　　一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時候里面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元?！?/p>

　　“沒錯，夫人?！毙∧泻⒘⒖袒卮鸬溃吧洗挝覔斓藉X包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我?！?/p>

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