笑話習題簿11.2.1
"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." “你的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎？”
“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵，”他回答說，“有人偷走了一幅?！本毩暎?BR>你知道好畫家的標準了么？
答案：
畫有人偷~
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