笑話習題簿11.1.31

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Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子：親愛的！快看那些士兵，他們看經過的那位漂亮女郎都看得發呆了。
丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？
練習:
哈哈，你看懂了么？
答案：
只看美女去了。

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