外國(guó)最新英語幽默笑話精粹195：伊甸園(中英)
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"
亞當(dāng)在伊甸園里走來走去，感到十分的孤獨(dú)。上帝問亞當(dāng):“你怎么了?”
Adam said, "I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
亞當(dāng)說:“我連個(gè)說話的人都沒有。”
God said，"I will give you a companion and it will be a woman.” He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”
上帝說:“我會(huì)給你找個(gè)伴兒，她就是一個(gè)女人。”上帝接著說:“這個(gè)人會(huì)為你煮飯，洗衣服，她會(huì)時(shí)時(shí)刻刻同意你的意見，她還會(huì)為你生兒育女，而且從不會(huì)讓你在半夜里起床照顧孩子。她更不會(huì)嘮叨。她總是第一個(gè)承認(rèn)自己錯(cuò)了。當(dāng)你們有分歧的時(shí)候，她也不會(huì)頭痛，在你需要的時(shí)候，她仍舊會(huì)毫無保留地給你她全部的愛和熱情。”
"She will not nag,” God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.”
亞當(dāng)問上帝:“想得到這個(gè)女人，我要付出什么代價(jià)?”
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a Leg!”
上帝說:“一條胳膊和一條腿。”
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
亞當(dāng)說:“那一根肋骨能換什么?”
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
于是就有了后來的人類歷史。
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