雙語：某大學男生的爆笑求愛簡歷
Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
十分堅強：被女孩子甩了45次，還活著。
People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好：這是45個女孩子中有36個女孩子和我說的最后一句話就是“你人真的很好”。
Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜歡干凈：天涯何處無芳草，不能天天不洗澡！
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
愛護動物：所以家里的“小強”成群。
Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
做事果斷：買東西后立刻付帳，餓了馬上就吃飯。
I love my parents: as the money for parents.
我愛我的父母：視金錢為父母。
Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心：我策劃了一個讓朋友失戀的計劃，好讓他跟我有同樣的心情，這就是同情心！
I am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
我很陽光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
To accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.
對人包容：我有點近視。
Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.
領悟力強：在被甩的經歷中，有個女孩子把我拉到郊外，將我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野糞上，我立刻就明白了。
Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!
堅韌不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6個小時之后，朋友終于去付帳了！
Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!
很浪漫：玫瑰、紅酒、蠟燭，還有一包康師傅。
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