墓地驚魂
One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister,“ one of them said after catching his breath. ”You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
一個漆黑的夜晚，兩個小伙子參加完聚會，決定抄近路穿過一片墳地走回家。走到墳地的中間，從陰暗處傳出來恐怖的“嗒、嗒、嗒”聲音，嚇得他們再也走不動了。渾身顫抖著，他們發現有個老人正拿著榔頭和鑿子鑿一塊墓碑。“噢，主啊，”其中一個屏住呼吸說，“你嚇死我們了，我們還以為你是鬼了。這么晚了你在這干什么呢？”“這些傻瓜！”老人抱怨說，“他們拼錯了我的名字！”
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