外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹289：巧合(中英)
A woman was singing. One of the guests tamed to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道:
"What a terrible voice!” he said. "Do you know who she is?"
“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”
"Yes，” was the answer. "She is my wife.”
“知道。”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
"Oh，I beg your pardon.”The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. "I wonder who wrote that awful song.”
“噢，請你原諒、”客人說:“當然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”
“I did.” was the answer.
“是我。”男士回答道。
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