每日一笑（1.16）
The Picture is Half Good and Half Bad
An artist had painted a child holding a basket of fruit. A friend of his, who admired this picture, wishing to show its perfection, said to some persons who were examining it that the fruit appeared so natural that the birds came to peck at it. A countryman, who heard these praises, said: "If this fruit is as well represented as you say, it is not so with the child, since he does not frighten the birds."
毀譽摻半的畫
一位藝術家畫了張畫:一個孩子提著一籃水果.他的朋友很欣賞這幅畫,他很想告訴別人這畫的美妙之處,就對幾個正在細看畫的人說,畫中的水果畫得多么逼真,連鳥都會來啄的. 一個村夫聽了這些贊美的話就說:"如果水果畫得真像你說的那樣好,那么小孩就畫得不怎么樣了,因為他沒有嚇住那些鳥."
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/19170.html
相關文章
-
我想先再瘦15磅再說。
Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, 兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight....
2018-11-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：counselling 輔導（雙語）
did you know that emma has a deep-rooted need for greater diversity in your text emoticons?你知道艾瑪有多么的需要你的文本符號多樣化？couples' counselling in the future未來夫妻的輔導 ...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：food 食物（雙語）
Haha, look how they're fighting for the food. Don't feed them too much or they will get a tummy ache ...哈哈,看他們是如何爭取食物的。不要給他們太多否則他們會肚子疼…… ...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
Question / Answer Jokes(97)
Q：What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years？ A：Peat！！！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2019-01-04 英語笑話 -
Elderly Joke(57)
“I hope this plane doesn‘t travel faster than sound，”said the old lady to the stewardess.“Why？” “Because my friend and I want to talk，that‘s why.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
Family Joke(51)
Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:Female Mini Bus
Please be carefull when you all chose your wives…… The story begin at Kampung Pandan， Kuala Lumpur， Malaysia. A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown the slighted...
2018-12-25 英語笑話 -
Police Joke(17)
Officer：Do you know why I stopped you，son？ Driver：Cause you thought I had some doughnuts？更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 黑人的幽默
Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了，我是黑色的When I'm u...
2018-11-25 英語笑話
