How to Get a Seat by the Fire

A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
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        How to Get a Seat by the Fire

        A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
        He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.
        "Will your horse eat oysters?"said the hostler.
        "Try him,"said the gentleman.
        Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and the gentleman who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.

        怎樣在火爐旁找個座位

        在一個嚴寒的冬日,一位紳士來到了一家小客棧,發現火爐旁沒有空位了.于是,他讓旅店里的馬倌去取些牡蠣來喂他的馬。
        馬倌說:"您的馬吃牡蠣嗎?"
        "你試著喂吧."紳士答道。傾刻間,人們都跑去看這一奇觀,而紳士卻獨自呆在屋里,他在爐旁找了個最好的座位,怡然自得起來。


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