看笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)41:You Can Marry Anyone of Them你可以跟他們中任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚
聽笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)41:You Can Marry Anyone of Them 你可以跟他們中任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.
一天，一個(gè)女孩把男孩子帶回家見父親，說要跟這個(gè)男孩結(jié)婚。
After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.
她父親跟男孩談了一會(huì)之后，對(duì)她說她不能嫁給這個(gè)男孩，因?yàn)槟泻⒏鋵?shí)是同父異母的兄弟。
The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.
之后，女孩又認(rèn)識(shí)了另外四個(gè)男孩并一一帶回家見父親，請(qǐng)求父親同意他們結(jié)婚
She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
但結(jié)果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母！女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎么過的？爸爸在鎮(zhèn)上到處胡搞，現(xiàn)在我都談到第五個(gè)男孩了，但現(xiàn)在一個(gè)都不能嫁，因?yàn)樗麄冏詈蠖际歉乙粋€(gè)爸爸”！
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
女孩說完，她母親回答說，“親愛的，不用擔(dān)心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚，你爸爸其實(shí)也，也不是你的親爹”。
英語(yǔ)單詞短語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)：
irate [ai'reit]
adj. 發(fā)怒的，生氣的
parcel ['pɑ:sl]
n. 包裹，一塊(土地)，部分
vt. 打包，
dealing ['di:li?]
n. 經(jīng)營(yíng)方法，行為態(tài)度
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