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          Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin,Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear,shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed,so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

          Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot,but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door,he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop,the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

          Norris man jumped up,closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside,“You skin this one while I go and get another!”

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