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          Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose,black eye,and torn clothing. It was obvious he‘d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up,he asked his son what happened.“Well,Dad,”said Pete,“I challenged Larry to a duel. And,you know,I gave him his choice of weapons.”

          “Uh-huh,”said the father,“that seems fair.”

          “I know,but I never thought he‘d choose his sister!”

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