英語幽默笑話30秒Unit14：Johnny's Prayer強尼的祈禱(雙語)
Johnny's Prayer
強尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強尼因為不乖就被趕進他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said a prayer .
過了一會兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩！徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖；
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來忍受我。”
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