絞盡腦汁的漁夫--雙語幽默笑話

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simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. but there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders（掙扎，比目魚） . he immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how best to serve the fish. if i use both, he told his wife, it will seem ostentatious（招搖的） .

西蒙是個(gè)老練的漁夫。人們都熟知他愛吹噓跑掉的那條魚的尺寸。但有一天他確實(shí)抓了兩條極大的比目魚。他立刻邀請幾個(gè)朋友過來吃飯，然后著力搞清楚怎樣上魚。如果兩條一起上，他對妻子說，好像有點(diǎn)炫耀之嫌了。

why not serve a piece of each? she suggested.

何不兩條魚各上一塊呢？他妻子建議道。

no, if i cut them up, nobody will believe i caught two giant flounders. simon racked his brain. then he had an idea.

不行，如果把兩條魚都切碎了，就不會有人相信我抓了兩條大比目魚了。西蒙絞盡了腦汁，終于想出了一個(gè)好辦法。

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