Idiots Joke(10)
Two guys were fishing on the Ohio River. One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy，“We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.”His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big‘X’on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy，shaking his head in disgust.“You idiot- what if we bring another boat next time？”
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