外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹291：我是司機(jī)(中英)
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
一輛公共汽車已經(jīng)相當(dāng)擁擠，還有一個(gè)人想擠進(jìn)來，乘客不讓他上去。
"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"
“太擠了。”他們喊道:“你以為你是誰?”
"I'm the driver,” he said.
“我是司機(jī)。”他回答說。
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