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          Alive:Temporarily metabolically abled.

          Worst:Least best.

          Wrong:Differently logical.

          Ugly:Cosmetically different.

          Unemployed:Involuntarily leisured.

          Short:Vertically challenged.

          Dead:Living impaired.

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