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• 我的丈夫名字叫羅伯特。

  How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Robert. 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不會...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 雙語：排隊看《阿凡達》時聽到的十句爆笑對話

  美國的脫口秀節目向來毒辣，什么社會熱點都不會放過，更不要說《阿凡達》這樣的大熱。這不，david letterman就在節目上亂侃這部驚世科幻大片，真是...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 你必須先把車窗搖上去

  　　A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpip...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話

• 英語幽默精讀【8】Where Do You Want These Blinds

  　　A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the wo...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話

• Man Vs. Woman Joke(8)

  　　A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie，“I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii.”The genie said，“I'm sorry，but that’s going to be ve...

  2019-01-02 英語笑話

• 爭生意

  Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Su...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話

• 一切都正常Things Have Been Okay--雙語幽默笑話

  Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常 A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wron...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 趣味英語:記憶學校

  　　有兩對夫婦每個周末的晚上總要聚在一起打橋牌。　　第「1」串：play bridge打橋牌　　When I came in， they were playing bridge and didn't notice me at all.　　這一天打到一半，休息一會兒，兩位夫人進廚房準備...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• 英漢雙語笑話64

  1. Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth a...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話

• 雙語習題簿11.19

  JOKE: My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but the family hom...

  2018-11-22 英語笑話