不是只是平常的那種啊
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tom.
兩個小男孩，還不到上學的年齡，有一天他們在動物園談論著。
我的名字叫比利，你的名字呢？第一個男孩問，湯姆，第二個回答說。我的爸爸是個會計，你爸爸是做什么的啊？比利問湯姆，湯姆說，我爸爸是個律師。
真的嗎，比利問道，不是只是平常的那種啊，湯姆回答說。
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