英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.3.3

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   Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”
   Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”
   Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？”
   Father：“A convert，my son．”

   有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒？”
   父親（一位老資格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人?！?
   有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢？”
   父親：“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子?！?BR>練習：
你知道什么叫政治叛徒么？
答案:
改變信仰。。~

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