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        雙語 笑話 我愛十萬個為什么

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           Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?   
           為什么太陽能把頭發曬淺,卻能把皮膚曬黑?

          Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
          為什么你從來沒見過頭版頭條寫!"算命師中大獎"?

          Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
          為什么"縮寫"是這么長的一個單詞?

          Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
          為什么醫生們管他們所做的事情叫做"實習, 實踐"?

          Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
          為什么在要關掉視窗時,你必須先點擊"開始"鍵?

          Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
          為什么檸檬汁是用人造香味調料做的,而洗碗液是用真正的檸檬做的?

          Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
          為什么幫你管理你的所有投資的人叫做"不名一文的人"?("broke"在英文中有"不名一文","窮到家了"的意思)

          Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
          為什么一天中交通最慢的時刻叫"速行"時刻?

                                                       

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