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        生動有趣的地方色彩:解讀美國50州座右銘 六

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          ohio: at least we're not michigan

          俄亥俄州:最起碼我們不是密歇根州。

          oklahoma: like the play, only no singing

          俄克拉荷馬州:和演出很相似,只是沒有歌聲!

          oregon: spotted owl…… it's what's for dinner

          俄勒岡州:斑點貓頭鷹……它就是我們的晚飯。

          pennsylvania: cook with coal

          賓夕法尼亞州:烹飪要用煤做燃料。

          rhode island: we're not really an island

          羅得島州:我們真得不是一個島嶼!

          south carolina: remember the civil war? we didn't actually surrender

          南卡羅來納州:還記得南北戰爭嗎?事實上我們并沒有投降!

          south dakota: closer than north dakota

          南達科他州:比北達科他州要近一些。

          tennessee: the educashun state

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