單詞Lift、Pet和Compact誤解導致最終坐牢--雙語幽默笑話
i have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "pet supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and saw the sign "compact cars" and went to prison for ten years.
a：一個搭車者，走進一家商店，看見lift(千斤頂)的標簽，看見pet supplies(寵物用品)的標簽，看見compact cars(小轎車)的標簽，最后卻被關進監獄，判刑十年。
b：我曾聽說過一個倒霉的故事，有一個搭車者，走進一家商店，看見lift標簽，想搶一個千斤頂，但千斤頂太重，所以沒搶；看見pet supplies標簽，搶了一些寵物用品，不過寵物用品并不值幾個錢，所以罪行并不嚴重；但當他走出商店時，看見compact cars標簽，他又搶了一輛小轎車，所以最后他被警察逮住，坐牢十年。
c:這段話其實是一個笑話，其中的lift、pet和compact，并不是名詞或形容詞，而是動詞，意思分別是：舉起、撫摸和壓扁。因此這段話的真正意思是：我曾聽說過一個倒霉的故事，有一個搭車者，走進一家商店，看見一個標簽上寫著“舉起來”，可是那個東西太重了；看見一個標簽上寫著“拍拍商品”，于是就拍了拍，這也沒什么；但當他走出商店時，又看見一個標簽，上面寫著“砸汽車”，結果被判坐牢十年。
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